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  1. Chapter 1: The Forest of Fate

    Chapter 1
    1. 1
      You call that an introduction?
    2. 2
      What happens if my parents find out?
    3. 3
      It's always a great time to jump out a window
    4. 4
      Much, much smaller
    5. 5
      The brief appearance of Mr. Angry Sign
    6. 6
      Wait, he's not totally incompetent!
    7. 7
      The Webcomic at the End of the Universe
    8. 8
      You'd think he could care a little more
    9. 9
      How kind, indeed!

  2. Chapter 2: The Village of Fate

    Chapter 2
    1. 10
      I have an arrow and I must scream
    2. 11
      Silly rabbit, Hero-ios are for kids!
    3. 12
      It's all Greek to me
    4. 13
      The same thing we do every night, Savannah
    5. 14
      That's gotta hurt
    6. 15
      The title screen! Finally!
    7. 16
      Rinse and repeat

  3. Chapter 3: Inflammable Village

    Chapter 3
    1. 17
      This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot
    2. 18
      Kavian: 1, Volcano: 0
    3. 19
      Meet the horniest couple on the planet
    4. 20
      Land of the free, home of the indiots
    5. 21
      Like boiling water with a supernova
    6. 22
      Word to your mother
    7. 23
      A wrist in the hand is worth two in the bush

  4. Chapter 4: Lysandra Lake

    Chapter 4
    1. 24
      Nothing but trouble
    2. 25
      Nietzsche, eat your heart out!
    3. 26
      A matter of conscience
    4. 27
      The truth is out to lunch
    5. 28
      If I'm Nick Diamond, then where's Johnny Gomez?

  5. Chapter 5: Amicable River Rides

    Chapter 5
    1. 29
      Fortune prick me!
    2. 30
      My friends call me Padan Fain
    3. 31
      Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
    4. 32
      Never leave home without it
    5. 33
      I see dead people... drinking
    6. 34
      No need for Kavian!
    7. 35
      Stupid is as Aerimus does
    8. 36
      An angel with a sense of mercy

  6. Chapter 6: The Sunken Temple

    Chapter 6
    1. 37
      Villany at 20,000 feet
    2. 38
      The Wrath of Noelle
    3. 39
      Liquid Lake: Insubstantial
    4. 40
      Under Strut C!
    5. 41
      Not the sharpest tool in the shed
    6. 42
      I will not tolerate your insolence!
    7. 43
      All righty then

  7. Chapter 7: The City of Cali

    Chapter 7
    1. 44
      Bed bed bed
    2. 45
      The Incredible X-Villain
    3. 46
      Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
    4. 47
      One day, lad, all of this will be yours
    5. 48
      Dinosaurs eat man... woman inherits the earth
    6. 49
      Breaking the second wall
    7. 50
      Lysandra: Part I
    8. 51
      Lysandra: Part II
    9. 52
      Lysandra: Part III
    10. 53
      Don't mess with Savannah Vice
    11. 54
      A little innuendo goes a long way
    12. 55
      The $$60,000,000,000 Woman
    13. 56
      In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded
    14. 57
      Sing it, space cowboy
    15. 58
      Bumblebee Tuna!

  8. Chapter 8: Town Backslash Zero

    Chapter 8
    1. 59
      Leisure Suit Aerimus
    2. 60
      Welcome to our town!
    3. 61
      Worth every penny
    4. 62
      Living in an Amish paradise
    5. 63
      Aerimus Monk
    6. 64
      Part of a balanced breakfast
    7. 65
      That's a lot of eagle
    8. 66
      They've really got my balls in a juicer
    9. 67
      Victory is mine!
    10. 68
      It's coming right for us!
    11. 69
      The One Towering Idiot
    12. 70
      The Return of the Zing
    13. 71
      See, she uses Finesse

  9. Chapter 9: The Lorlax

    Chapter 9
    1. 72
      Kavian of Arabia
    2. 73
      Switch to the nation's leading wireless provider
    3. 74
      Slime okay, you're okay
    4. 75
      The mechanical life-form, Kavian No-Brain
    5. 76
      Evil is as evil does
    6. 77
      He who hesitates exacerbates
    7. 78
      Snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
    8. 79
      Hindsight is 2020 degrees
    9. 80
      Once the number three, being the third number, be reached...

  10. Chapter 10: The First and Last Castle

    Chapter 10
    1. 81
      Derek Smart, Derek Smart, DEREK SMART!
    2. 82
      Fish
    3. 83
      Release the robotic Richard Simmons!
    4. 84
      I am the Weed Whacker in your Garden of Evil!
    5. 85
      The Eighty-Fifth comic by Jordan Roher
    6. 86
      Second curse, same as the first
    7. 87
      I'll tell you when you're older
    8. 88
      Only 112 net kilobytes
    9. 89
      That must be quite a sight
    10. 90
      One idiot at a time, one cup at a time
    11. 91
      I get it, I get it
    12. 92
      Choosy villains choose Jif

  11. Chapter 11: The Breeze Fortress

    Chapter 11
    1. 93
      Idiot proof
    2. 94
      Guessing games
    3. 95
      The best a man can get
    4. 96
      Can't I have just a little bit of peril?
    5. 97
      All hail Duke. Duke is life.
    6. 98
      Take order please
    7. 99
      Race to save inanity
    8. 100
      Grape: it does a body good

  12. Chapter 12: The Fire Volcano

    Chapter 12
    1. 101
      The lesser of two evils
    2. 102
      Eddie knows
    3. 103
      You forget, Scott. We're in a volcanooo.
    4. 104
      I've dated girls uglier than you for breakfast
    5. 105
      Let's get physikill
    6. 106
      Even Savannah steps by in clear revulsion

  13. Chapter 13: Perversity Parish

    Chapter 13
    1. 107
      Dollars and cents
    2. 108
      We're the bears that sing for Duke
    3. 109
      Enjoy The Villain responsibly
    4. 110
      The sun went down with practiced bravado
    5. 111
      Jack, rip this door
    6. 112
      Everybody likes feet
    7. 113
      A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest
    8. 114
      Lyssie always travels in the right circles
    9. 115
      These namby-pamby stories aren't getting us any closer to our cutie marks